American Dreamz

The new season of “American Dreamz,” the wildly popular television singing contest, has captured the country’s attention, as the competition looks to be between a young Midwestern gal and a showtunes-loving young man from Orange County. Recently awakened President Staton even wants in on the craze, as he signs up for the potential explosive season finale.

• man wears eyeglasses
• reference to oprah winfrey
• singing girl
• the white house washington d.c.
• vomiting